Bus Incident:- 18th February 2008

All the characters in this incident are original.

While going to Vashi our Office bus had a small accident with a rickshaw.

Rickshaw wala:Abey bahar uttar peeche se thok diya.Poora riksha ulta hote hote bacha.
Chand:Nahi Uncle Hamora Galti nohi hain.Aap ne peeche se Thoka .
Rickshaw wala:Nahi hamara kitna nuksna hua.mujhe bharke chayiye.
Chand:Kya kuch bhi mat bolo.Galti aapka hain.CHalo aage chalo Yaha Troffic bad raha hain
Ricksha wala:Thik hain (pointing to chand) isko yahi chod do.
(Chand chup chap satak gaya n Bus main aakar baith gaya)

Bus thodi aage gayi and side main rukhayi.

Rikshawala:Mera headlight tutha.Mere ko naya headlight laga kar do
Chand:(Ekdum fast main bola)Aisa kaisa galti tumhara hain nahi milega kuch nahi milega.Aap peeche se overtake kiya.
Thik se nahi chalaya.Wrong cut Mara.
Rikshwala:Pehle Aap slow baat karo kuch bhi samjh nahi aa raha hai
Sourabh:Kitna nuksaan hua aapaka??
Rikshawala:200 Rs
Sourabh:200 na main deta hoo chalo aap ek gaana suno mera, 200 main deta hoo
Rikshawala:Nahi saab jaane do mere ko aur bhi kaam hain
Diptirmay:Abhey kya natak hain sala chal tere ko maarna hain na na chal maar aaja chal maar
(Rikshawla aage aaya)
Diptirmay:Chand ko maar Himmat hain to Chand ko maar
Yogesh:Sala main hota na 2 minute main solve karta panga.Kya natak hain.(Man main bola)
Rikshawla:Chalo jaane do 50 Rs do.
Chand:Abhey aap chup raho kuch nahi aata bas nautanki.Kuch nahi 50-50% share karenge nuksaan.
Chalo isko 100 Rs dete hain


Bus n Rikshaw apne apne raastein.....
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Bus main Chand: Sala kuch to galti hua lagta hain
Usne 50Rs manga main usko 100 Diya :)

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And chand gets Nomination for Red and White Bahaduri Puraskar !!!