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2008 Cricket Awards & onfiled conversation

Cricket Awards

2008 AWARDS:

Best Umpire: Ricky Ponting
Best Australian Players: Steve Bucknor, Mark Benson
Honest Team: Australia
Best Actor: Michael Clarke
Honest Player: Symonds


Ponting and Co

Procter:Did you call Symonds as Monkey?
Bhajji: No,I called a monkey as Symonds.
Procter:So you did
Bhajji : (Silence)
Procter : How dare,you insulted a monkey.You are banned for 3 matches.
Bhajji : Sad
Ponting& Co : !!???
Ponting : hey,Symonds.What he said?
Symonds : What ever,he is banned.You can bat well next game.
Ponting : No,Anil is also there,ask him whether he can ban him also.
Symonds : We'll see in next match,if he takes your wicket,we'll complain.
Ponting; Then ok. Come

New Rules to be kept by ICC

After watching the test match, someone has written some rules have to be incorporated by ICC to give the other teams a perfect clarification

(1) Ricky Ponting(New Avtar of Gandhiji) – (THE TRULY GENUINE CRICKETER OF THE CRICKET ERA AND WHOSE INTEGRITY SHOULD NOT BE DOUBTED) should be considered as the FOURTH UMPIRE. As per the new rules, FOURTH UMPIRE decision is final and will over ride any decisions taken by any other umpires. ON-FIELD umpires can seek the assistance of RICKY PONTING even if he is not on the field. This rule is to be made, so that every team should understand the importance of the FOURTH UMPIRE.

(2) While AUSTRALIAN TEAM is bowling, If the ball flies anywhere close to the AUSTRALIAN FIELDER(WITHIN 5 metre distance), the batsman is to be considered OUT irrelevant of whether the catch was taken cleanly or grassed. Any decision for further clarification should be seeked from the FOURTH UMPIRE. This is made to ensure that the cricket is played with SPORTIVE SPIRIT by all the teams.

(3) While BATTING, AUSTRALIAN players will wait for the ON-FIELD UMPIRE decisions only (even if the catch goes to the FIFTH SLIP as the ball might not have touched the bat). Each AUSTRALIAN batsman has to be out FOUR TIMES (minimum) before he can return to the pavilion. In case of THE CRICKETER WITH INTEGRITY, this can be higher.

(4) UMPIRES should consider a huge bonus if an AUSTRALIAN player scores a century. Any wrong decisions can be ignored as they will be paid huge bonus and will receive the backing of the AUSTRALIAN team and board.

(5) All AUSTRALIAN players are eligible to keep commenting about all players on the field and the OPPONENT TEAM should never comment as they will be spoiling the spirit of the AUSTRALIAN team. Any comments made in any other language are to be considered as RAC ISM only.

(6) MATCH REFREE decisions will be taken purely on the AUSTRALIAN TEAM advice only. Player views from the other teams decisions will not be considered for hearing. MATCH REFREES are to be given huge bonus if this rule is implemented.

(7) NO VISITING TEAM should plan to win in AUSTRALIA. This is to ensure that the sportive spirit of CRICKET is maintained.

(8) THE MOST IMPORTANT RULE : If any bowler gets RICKY PONTING - "THE UNDISPUTED CRICKETER WITH INTEGTIRY IN THE GAME OF CRICKET" more than twice in a series, he will be banned for the REST OF THE SERIES. This is to ensure that the best batsman/Captain will be played to break records and create history in the game of CRICKET.

These rules will clarify better to the all the teams VISITING AUSTRALIA.

Maa

Main Kabhi Batlata Nahin
Par Andhere Se Darta Hoon Main Maa
Yun To Main,Dikhlata Nahin
Teri Parwaah Karta Hoon Main Maa
Tujhe Sab Hain Pata, Hain Na Maa
Tujhe Sab Hain Pata,,Meri Maa

Bheed Mein Yun Na Chodo Mujhe
Ghar Laut Ke Bhi Aa Naa Paoon Maa
Bhej Na Itna Door Mujkko Tu
Yaad Bhi Tujhko Aa Naa Paoon Maa
Kya Itna Bura Hoon Main Maa
Kya Itna Bura Meri Maa

Jab Bhi Kabhi Papa Mujhe
Jo Zor Se Jhoola Jhulate Hain Maa
Meri Nazar Dhoondhe Tujhe
Sochu Yahi Tu Aa Ke Thaamegi Maa

Unse Main Yeh Kehta Nahin
Par Main Seham Jaata Hoon Maa
Chehre Pe Aana Deta Nahin
Dil Hi Dil Mein Ghabraata Hoon Maa
Tujhe Sab Hai Pata Hai Naa Maa
Tujhe Sab Hai Pata Meri Maa

Main Kabhi Batlata Nahin
Par Andhere Se Darta Hoon Main Maa
Yun To Main,Dikhlata Nahin
Teri Parwaah Karta Hoon Main Maa
Tujhe Sab Hain Pata, Hain Na Maa
Tujhe Sab Hain Pata,,Meri Maa


A song from Taare Zameen Par

Day when Game Lost !!

A victory where the Game Cricket Lost

Match is over.Aussie's won the match.They are jubilant.They have equaled the World Record of most successive test wins.But at the back of every Cricket Lover's mind......

There are many questions??.Yes Cricket lost.Sometimes winning is everything.But this win is defamed.Record book will say Aussies
won by 122 runs, cricket lovers know wat is the truth.

To err is human, to forgive is God??

This story has been repeated so many times with Indian team.The agony was
even Third umpire with benefit of technology gives a wrong decision,
Some of the bad decisions :-
No of decisions dat went against India........


1)Pointing was out on 16..wen on to score 55

2)Symonds out twice,once on 5...went on to score a mighty Century

3)Clarke wasn keen on leaving his crease in sec Innings,thankfully Umpire raised his finger..pretty bold umpiring..eeh?


4)Dravid "The Key Wicket",which Aussie needed,was clearly not out.....wat was Bucknor thinking wen he raised his Fingers.. I guess excessive appealing laid dat Fu*^(&&) to raise his fingers !

5)Ganguly was given out casually,The bowl clearly touched the ground !..Clarke was again at his best and so was dat asshole Pointing !


This will remain as a dark black spot on this records.

Day when Victory blackened the Game !!

Those Three Words!!!

Today is my Birthday :)

If u love some 1, do tell him/her, because hearts are often broken by words left unspoken....

So tell me what are those words??
Reply in comments those 3 words??

MY LOVE:TELEDATA

I still remember the rush in my blood when I opened a demat account.I was mad and started investing randomly in any stock just for experience sake.Thanks to my begginers luck I dint sell any stock in Red.Then came a time when Anand bought for me Teledata.Thanks to Anand he introduced me to my First Love "Teledata".At this very point I am unsure about its future as its demerged and specualtion are made.My money can be doubled, halfed or I can incur unlimited loss.I could have easily delayed writing this blog after i get the clear picture, but that would have been cheating to myself.Teledata is undoubtly one of the toughest stock to predict.Its price movements gave tough time to best of Technical Analyst and Fundamentals anaylst failed to justify why this stock quoted at such less price if it was so good.As a new comer I learned a lot from "Teledata".In future, If I call myself a good investor, it would be due to Teledata.
I learned about EPS, PE , AGM , Market Capital, future Prospects,Short Selling, Short Covering, Law of Averaging, risk reward ratio, Global cues, resistances, bottom out, Double bottom, Tripple bottom , volume studies, news based
movements, various triggers, operators dominance, promoters image,merger , demerger,bonus, splits,options call put acquistions and most importantly patience.It taught me if u belive in something then u should stand by it.When I made profit or incur loss, I was solely
responsible for my acts.After that I started analysing other stocks carefully before investing.
I will also write about some other things in investment afterwards."Love it or leave it, but you cannot ignore it"

Such is the life Dearies

2007 Movie Reviews

2007 has been a great year as far as the India Cinema is considered.Right from different subjects to great perfomances, audiences were treated to some quality entertainment.
It started with Ek Chalis ki Last Local, simple story but good presentation."Kya hua jo Laree chote " song was a major hit.Yash Raj movies took a beating this year.We saw some of the finest movies this year.Bheja Fry inspite of
being a low budjet film, attracted viewers.Vinay Pathak and Ranbir showed why they are rated as one of the finest when it comes to comedy.Vinay's comic timing was excellent.(Main to inke baarein main aise baat kar raha hoo jaise yeh mere Baap ke Dost hain).
Dhaamal was according to me, one of the Top Three best movies of Year.Though I feel many are not talking about it, it should have shined more. After such a long time, I have seen such good comedy.
One of the underrated movie this year was Jhonny Gaddar.It was a mvie we could see under "Thriller" genre.But people dint turn up to Theatre to acclaim this Hollywood style made movie.
Chak De India was answer to Shahrukh's critics, who doubted his versatility.His lived his character to perfection.Direction was good as well.The Chak De girls were the centre of attraction in many events in and around city after
the movie was declared a Super Hit.Preity Sabbarwal became star in a day.
If Shahrukh did it in Chak De, so did Kareena in "Jab We Met".Such was the effect of het performance that even Kareena bashers was a repeat audience.On screen chemistry of the off screen couple was amazing.Actually I expected this movie to be good for the reason it was the movie of the same director who made "Socha Na tha".Guru was a great movie as well.It was an autobiography of a person, about his dreams and his rise against all odds.Few scenes were so well written and acted, any person will be encouraged to pursue his dreams without an element of fear.Bhool Bhulaiya was Akshay's movie.he has an amazing sense of humour.Right from his entry in the movie, it was a solece to audience's heart.This year was his year with all hits from "Namaste London" to "Welcome".
The year ended with the best directional movie of the year "Taare Zameen Par".This movie was exceptionally welldirected.It was a movie made so good that even any leading Hollywood director would be proud of him.
The child was excellent and showed exact emotions of a troubled child who was just losing everything to this world,who failed to understand him.

2008 has some block busters lined up.Lets hope it will be equally great as well.

Guest Writer (Sourabh)

Shoe Incident

Hi there.This is sourabh.I have been asked by yogesh to write as a guest writer.Well so here i am and am going to quickly tell you about various memorable events
which took place in my company.These are my memorable instances.I know everyone has their own.I remember during last year i needed shoes for myself.My shoes were in pathetic condition and i badly needed one(Rohit used to make fun of me).So i decided to buy shoes and decided to take yogesh with me.I said to yogesh lets get it from bata.But yogesh had other ideas.He said one should always have the best pair of shoes because man is judged by his shoes.(Saala khud to hawai chappal pehn ke aata hai office).So he told me to go for Woodland or Lee Cooper.Finally i decided to go for Woodland.So here we were ,inside woodland shoes gallery.After going through lot of varieties,yogesh liked one pair for me and suggested that i should go for that.I too liked it.Here i was with first ever pair of woodland shoes.I was happy and was really excited about the fact that next day in office i would be wearing these shoes.So came the morning bus for office.
I boarded the bus.Everyone started praising about the shoes.I was one happy person (Unaware about the fact that this happiness is going to last for few seconds).Bus came to yogeshs stop and yogesh boarded the bus.Oh my god!
what do i see here yogesh too has the same pair of shoes that i am wearing.Oh no how is that possible.Quickly went to yogesh and asked him from where he got his shoes. Here came the golden reply from yogesh.He said
"Arey sourabh mujhe kal ghar jaane ke baad yaad aaya ki mera paas bhi wohi soes hain.Ab mujhe samajh mein aaya ki mujhe woh shoes itne pasand kyon aa rahe the. ".So i understood that was the fact as to why yogesh was so excited about getting the shoes.So here i am still living with those woodland shoes.

Such is the life dearies !!!