Chalte-Chalte (Part 1)

My Favorite Conversation:

Priya:Raj woh kutta dekho
Raj:Han Kitna ugly hain.
Priya:No Raj he is very cute
Raj:Haan wahi to kitna cutely uglily dog hain
Priya:Raj he is very sweet
Raj:Haan wahi to kitna cutelily uglily sweetlili dog hain
Raj:Tumhe chayiye? Main laake doo Please, Bau whau


Raj goes and asks the Russian Shop keeper
Read Russian Shop keeper lines in Russian accent
Raj:Yeh kutta kitne ka diya
Shopkeeper:No No take the gun shoot the cans and take the dog
Raj:Haan to isme kya hain, isme to main champion hoo
Thush Thush(Raj fires 4-5 continuos shots and misses the can)
Priya:Lagta hain ki Cans galat jagah par rakh diye hain
Raj:Nahi yeh to bas main aise hi practise ab dekhna
Priya:Tumse nahi ho ga Raj, aacha tum aim lagao tab tak main shoping karke aati hoo
Raj fires 2-3 more shots and again misses the cans
Shopkeeper:Raj, Tumse Nahi Hoyegaaa
Raj:Yeh to main bhi jaanta hoo ki mujhse nahi hoga. magar..u like her??
Shopkeeper:Yes I like her but u love her
Raj:haa, magar woh hain ki manti hi nahi
Shopkeeper:(Giving the dog to raj) This dog from me to u Fukkat
Raj:Thanks


(Raj gives the dog to Priya)
Priya:Wow Raj to aakhir tumhara Nishana lag hi gaya
Raj:Nahi woh to us aadmi ne mujhe de diya
Priya:Raj
Raj:Haan usne meri aanhon main tumhare liye pyaar dekha.
Woh dur daresa pardesi mere dil ki baat samajh gaya aur jise samajhna chayiye.

(..To be continued)