LUNCH Break

Lunch

It started with me and Gaurav(Dynamic Duo).We use to have lunch together.Phase 2 ka construction chal raha tha.Waha painting and flooring ke kaam ke beech main n gaurav khana khate the.Kabhi sabhji kam padi to cementke saath roti khani padti ;)
Is universe main agar sabse koi slow lunch karta hoga to woh hain India ke government servants and sabse fast main n gaurav. We ate our in 2 minutes.Yes, u r right 2 minutes!!Hum log Japan main ek competition hoti hain about eating hot dogs in 2 minutes, usmein participate karnewale the.Magar they required three members in a team, but we were only 2.Then came Rohit (Thunder Three)and we were happy, ki now we can participate.But Rohit was veggi :(.Now our average time increased from 2 minutes to 3 minutes.We use to discuss each and every topic.Topic ranged from politics to technologies, gals to beautiful gals :).We use to crack PJ's and made sure that we were loud enough for other groups to hear them.People were so terrified to hear our PJ's that they changed their lunch times.(Most of the people who know me will surely read We as I in above lines)Then came Sourabh in our lunch group and now we became famous Fantastic Four!! Now people who had headaches from our PJ's started having nightmares Thanks to Sourabh's singing.We would always get vacant seats.
Then came Anand and we became fiery Five.I think abhi yeh thoda jyaada ho raha hain :)

Black

Hum teeno (Main Rohit and Gaurav ke aur kuch kisse)Rohit is from MP.But uske kuch words typical Gujrati type sound karte hain.He is a good looking guy and resembles to Leonardo De Caprio in Titanic.
Usko apne fotos edit karke Orkut main lagane ka bahut shauk tha.He always used to take help of Gaurav for editing his pics.One day he asked Gaurav to edit his foto.Gaurav ghai ghai main aaya aur bola "Rohit Apni pent khol".Main tension main aaya yeh inka kuch thik nahi laga raha.Gaurav waapas bola rohit fatafat pent khol mujhe kaam hain.Rohit bola abhi yaha?? Gaurav bola haan jaldi se tere pic edit karta hoo.Tab samajhme aaya, he is talking about Paint :).Rohit ko ek din humne poocha ki Which is u r favorite colour.He said bleck(Read with a Gujrati accent)So humein samjha ki cant utter black word properly.We asked him time and again abt his favorite color and favorite movie.And he answered with a straight face "Bleck" ;)

A Letter to Rajat Sharma

Ek din hum teeno (Main Rohit and Gaurav) kaam khatam karke jara net surf kar rahe the.Politics pe discussion hua.Achanak Rohit bola "Are yaar apne desh main kya chala raha hain.Itna corruption hain politics hain and yeh News channel wale Rahul Mahajan ki shaadi ke baarein main dikha raha hain 6-6 hours.This is not done!! I am going to complain abt this to Rajat Sharma of India TV.
Maine aur Gaurav ne bhi haan main haan bhari and Rohit ne Rajat Sharma ko letter likha."Hello Sir.I was fan of your TV Channel.But wat r u showing now a days.Marrigae of Rahul Mahajan??I dint expect this from a quality channel like yours"
Jab usne email send ka button dabaya tab se lekar aaj, Rajat Sharma ka Naam Sunte hi Rohit chup..
Such is the life Dearies !!