and I thought..GOD KNOWS EVERYTHING ?

I did meditation and God was pleased.
He came and said "Tell me your wish, I will grant it"

I said God please give me 100 crores.

God said Don't demand any thing you stupid fellow ask something more realistic

I said ok God Please tell me the interview process followed at ACCENTURE

God replied "Do u want 100 crores in cash or cheque"


:P :P :P