Sunday, May 23, 2010

Asin from Ghajini

Hmm I love to see Asin in Ghajini
The way she acts and her hand gestures, just drive me crazy.

My latest favorite is to act like her and say this 2 dialogues

"Are main Sanjay Singhania ko nahi janti"

and

"Kalpana jadu ki chaddi hain, ek baar ghumi aur sarkarein badal jaati hain"

Love u Asin,,,, :-)

Thursday, May 20, 2010

Zany by Sandesh Satam

I hate people who only call you when they want something.....!!!

Even I coulnot agree more

Wednesday, May 19, 2010

Called her to tell How I feel

and at last I decided enough is enough.
I decided to call her and tell her my feelings.
So I dialed in the number and let the bell ring.
Now a sudden thought came to mind. How will she react.
Oh Shit...I am screwed big time.
I shouldn’t have called her.
Voice came from other end "Hello"
I said "hello Deepika".
She said "Wrong number".

Hush I heaved a sigh of relief.
This was the most important "Wrong Number” call of life.

Monday, May 17, 2010

Are you a responsible person

Are you a responsible person..
During one of my interviews, Interviewer asked "Are you a reponsible person?"
I immediately answered him "Yes, I am very much a responsible person.If any thing goes wrong in my project, everyone holds me "responsible". "

I still couldnot figure out why I was not selected by interviewer.

Saturday, May 15, 2010

Nitin Gadkari calls Lalu and Mulayam Singh "Dog"

Nitin Gadkari called Lalu and Mulayam Singh "Dog" who lick Sonia's feet


Now This is an insult to the Dogs...

Dogs should demand explanation from Mr. Gadkari

Instead it is Lalu and Mulayam doing the same.

I think Lalu and Mulayam should Thanks Gadkari for comparing them with honest dogs..

A Scene at Telephonic Interview ...Part 2

Interviewer : Asks a simple question
Yogesh: Answers in detail
Interviewer : Asks about current project
Yogesh : Again Answers in detail
Interviewer : Asks a complex situation and asks the logic and thinking
Yogesh : Sorry I could not hear your voice properly, Your voice is breaking
Interviewer : Anyways asks a simple question
Yogesh : Again Answers in detail(Gladly)
Interviewer : Asks a final extremely difficult question
Yogesh : I think there is some network problem
Interviewer :Yogesh, I observed one thing, whenever I ask any simple question, you answer it, but when I ask something difficult, you have some network problem or my voice is breaking.
Yogesh : Hmmm...
Interviewer : I think Yogesh you have cleared the interview.What are your salary
expectations?
Yogesh :I want 80% hike in current CTC
Interviewer(Smiles) : Sorry Yogesh your voice is breaking.

Saturday, May 8, 2010

Zanny : There is always a next time

A original one from my side..

Thought of putting it to blog before I forget it once again


"There is always a next time, till it's not your last time...."

What matters is....

hmm yesterday I said this to my colleague...


Some person can win in one year..some might take two...but what matter's is to WIN....

Health is Wealth

Taking health as priority, this days.

Cut down from 8 cups of tea to 2.

Stopped eating pav.

Stopped eating rice at nights....

Hmm initially decided to follow this strict diet for 3 months but I feel that the damage is
too much and won't be repaired in 3 months.So I decided to carry it for 5 months.

One month gone and 4 remaining....

Tuesday, April 6, 2010

Darrrrrrrrrr...........The Fear

We were on the beach enjoying the sunset and then began our photo shoot at beach, least aware of "the dark secrets" of the sea.
Amidst all the fun, the darkness spread its wings over the beach and we suddenly realised that we
there was no one at the beach except for us "6 idiots".
The fear took place of happiness and joy.
We were "Lost" and stranded at a lonely place with no human being around.It took us a couple
of minutes to realise that we werenot carrying any cell phone and only source of light was a Sony cybershot camera flash.

We started panicking and started cursing and blaming each other for not carrying the cell phone and staying on the lonely beach after sunset for such a long time.We all knew each other for so long now, but we never had any argument till date, but now we were pushing each other and abusing each other out of panic.
But hey suddenly Sandesh realised it was not due to panic, there was some-thing mysterious in the air.The mist had taken control of our senses we had lost our self control and behaving strange.Being a strong man he slapped Krish and Abhijeet and then we came back to our senses.

Now thing was clear we were in control of some outside "Entity".We started walking fast.
After half an hour we realised that we were still not able to find the end of the beach.We pushed
ourself and again hold our hands and walked for 20 minutes more.
Omkar whose IQ is more than all of us realised a very strange thing that inspite of walking for an hour we were again coming back to the same place where we were lost.He noticed the fort which we made before sunset came twice or thrice on our path when we we had already walked supposedly straight for an hour now.Some bad omen has strucked us for sure.We felt that there was no way out now.

To be continued......
Darrr ke aage jeet hain...My foot...

Monday, April 5, 2010

Divine experience the Infinite sky..water..land and us

Up there, there is sky...
Sky full of stars, planets, comet, galaxies and moon.Sky is infinite like human dreams.
Down there was sand which was so cool and peaceful and relaxing after a hard day at hot and
humid Sun's office.
and in front there was Sea..Sea full of emotions..Water was talking to the darkness..
sound of waves making its presence felt.

No money can buy this divine experience to you..Not even Master Card.

We ZOLER's were there at beach at midnight and enjoyed this life time experience.

Omkar showed us the North Pole, the Milky way and other secrets of universe,

It was like we ZOLER's were watching at the most beautiful sight of the universe
With Sky,Sand and Sea performing their best to make us feel happy.

and guess what first time in life I saw a shooting star...and I made a wish..

This is called "Life" and I lived it fullest that moment...

Zolers...Mission Diveagar..Preface..Chapter1

After the last successful trip to Murud Janjira,Zolers were waiting for their next
task.and here we Zolers(Swapnil,Omkar, Krish, Sandesh, myself and our new member Abhijeet)
decided to encounter the thrill ride to Diveagar.We missed you Sunil (ex-Zoler)
who is now happily married.

Planning was done in short notice of 70 days only and with only 1000+ mails exchanged
on picnic topic, things look bleak and unrealistic, but as you know there is no word "impossible" in Zoler's dictionary.Actually we have a malfunctioned Dictionary with more than half words erased, impossible, planning, success, management are few of the words which
are erased in our dictionary.

With the betrayal of few "so called" friends we decided to make a move...

Refrences to Murud Janjira picnic :
1)(http://suchisthelifedearies.blogspot.com/2008/04/final-destination.html)
2)(http://suchisthelifedearies.blogspot.com/2008/04/final-destinationchapter-1.html)
3)(http://suchisthelifedearies.blogspot.com/2008/04/final-destinationchapter-2.html)

"Zoler's now running"